That Kind of Holiday Show

It's December, oh, the splendor of the season known as Christmastime There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine We'll sing some, bells ring some As we sleigh ride through the snow Trim the tree and follow me It's that kind of holiday show It's December, hey bartender, can I get another vodka here? The season just started, but I can't take Christmas cheer So we'll sit some and we'll bitch some 'Til the New Year comes and goes Deck the hall with alcohol It's that kind of holiday show Lighting candles, singing carols (I'm just here) Do we know our gay apparel? (To get paid and get laid) Jingle belling, our hearts swelling (so on with the show) Just ignore her, start the choreo So surrender to December 'Cause you can't escape the horror Yeah, watch us (scotch us), be flawless (I'm nauseous) How 'bout we stick to water? So we'll sing something winsome (I'm fine) With our hearts and pipes aglow Jinkx, you can't do drugs on screen It's that kind of holiday show Thank you, Jesus For giving us Shows each Christmas That pretty much write themselves It's December (it's December), oh, the splendor (bartender) Of the season known as Christmastime (can I get a vodka here?) There is carol and cocoa (the season just started) Blinking bulbs and boughs of pine (but I can't take Christmas cheer) We'll sing some (so we'll sit some), bells ring some (and we'll bitch some) As we sleigh ride through the snow (until it goes) Here we come a wassailing What the fuck is wassailing? Harsh or tender On or off a bender Either way, December It's time for some kind of holiday show