New and Gay

The house is dressed in hues in green and red Sugar plums and grudges in our heads And in a grand old-fashion way With the family for the day And all the wine soaked fury simmering unsaid Everybody glows in Christmas lie Everybody's edging for a fight And now is Macy's on parade Clutch your teeths, shut up, behave So that we can say that we're doing something right Let's have a passive-agressive Christmas Let's hate the ones who love us most We'll bitch behide each other backs And then pretend that we're all close It's only seven hours So buckle up, strap yourself in We did it all last year And we'll do it all again (??) And you can fake that smile all through the night (??) The make-up art, the clothes I wear And ask which guy I'm screwing today Now, Sweetheart, do you want to be the one who says the blessing? And I'll say: Let's have a passive-agressive Christmas 'Cause we're all stuck here 'til we're free Shouting, lying, secret crying Drunk and fights around the tree So let's get through the presents (??) We did it all last year And we'll do it all again Oooh we did it all last year And we'll do it all again Oooh oh oh oh oh oh nooo