Oh why am I not bored with you
It's been days since I put on a shoe
These walls have no paint
There's little left to say
Oh why am I not bored with you
If I were glue
And you were glue too
You'd think by now
We'd be stuck to this couch
Oh why am I not bored with you
Sometimes I take offense
When you want to spend time
With other people too
I used to get restless I used to stew
I used to eat I even used to chew
Now I sit on this couch
Doing nothing but you
Oh why am I not bored with you
Oh why am I not bored with you
