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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andrew D
Songwriter
Lyrics
My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle
My mom caught him and beat him with a pan
I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sister's lunchbox
It blew her to smithereens
T-T-T-T Talk down
Now I think that she gonna need a watch dog
I should tell her my feelings but I'm not down
Told that little boy to sit down
I said sit down (bruh)
And she asked if I'm happy, said I'm not
If I leave, will he take my spot
Spot
Ask the boy what he even got
Spot
Spot
Ask the boy if he even drop
My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle
My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with a pan
My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with an explosive bomb
Bruh bruh bruah
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
We got breaking news
Quandale Dingle escaped from prison
Come on guys, listen up
Hey, Quandale Dingle here
I just escaped prison (ouhh)
I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringle's house (Hehehe)
As I was running away from cops, (WHAT)
I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (aaaaa)
A guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT ARE YOU DOING)
My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys
Oh yeah
That was the update
Thank you for listening
Now back to your normally scheduled song
See, it's like.
I love Quandale Dingle
I give him a 10 out of 10
What do you guys think
T-T-T-T Talk down
Now I think that she gonna need a watch dog
I should tell her my feelings but I'm not down
Told that little boy to sit down
I said sit down (bruh)
And she asked if I'm happy, said I'm not
If I leave, will he take my spot
Spot
Ask the boy what he even got
Spot
Spot
Ask the boy if he even drop
My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle
My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with a pan
My goofy ah uncle tried to get me to beat him with an explosive bomb
Bruh bruh bruah
Writer(s): Andrew D
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