Your Love is Not Enough (I'd Like Some Cool Shit Too)

You know how I feel about you I think I know how you feel about me, too But if you want to get close to me (spiritually) You gotta show me (fiscally) I've no doubt you're my soulmate Your friends are really nice, and the sex is great You say you love me, but words are cheap You gotta back it up baby, like a dump truck (Back it up back it up) Your love is not enough (It's not enough) I'd like some cool shit, too (Gimme bunch of cool shit) Like a high-end luxury sportscar (Cool) Or a Lego version of the Death Star (Shit) Your love is not quite enough (Not enough) I need some stupid cool shit, too Show me that you care (show me that you care) By giving me a pet bear And a saddle I think I know my value; I'm not here to barter But my love is worth at least your love plus a diamond katana And a jetpack (cool) Or a PS5 And one of those things they use to keep people alive With electricity It's gonna come to me The fuckin' paddle thing Defibrillator! Quit sayin' it! I know you love me But your love is not a dog riding a jetski Oh, shit Can you picture that A dog riding a jetski with a backwards flat cap I'm not saying it's safe; I'm saying it's cool (How cool?) Really, really, really, really cool Cool times really to the power of four Safe minus me in a dinghy with one oar Tryna chase down the gift of love that you gave me before it runs over a family-aah Love is cool; commitment's great I wanna hold your hand morning 'til late But you can see I'm not complete Unless I'm going home to a dog on a jetski Your love is not enough (It's not enough) I'd like some cool shit, too (Gimme bunch of cool shit) Like a gun that shoots out a laser (Cool) Or a block of ice and a chainsaw (Fuck yeah!) Your love is not quite enough (Not enough) I want some stupid cool shit, too Cool shit represents your love for me Unless I have some sort of epiphany (Epiphany) How could I talk this way about you? After all the things that we've been through Of course I know that you love me There's no need to show me, ah My priorities have been so wrong And I only realised halfway through this song What I want No, not what I want It's what I need Your love is not enough I'd like some cool shit That's it I want a dinosaur that is remote-control And a bidet that's made out of solid gold Your love is not quite enough (Not enough) I need some cool shit – period! We can still be friends Especially if you give me the giant piano from "Big" the movie A robot butler shaped like Mr. T With a black belt in the ninth degree Who took an online course to be an actuary And is programmed not to not drink my pee And maybe not for me, but maybe let's agree That the rest of this stuff is pretty sweet I've elaborately set up this rhyming scheme The least you can do is give me dog on a jetski Won't you please believe me It's all that I need Your love is not quite enough (It's not enough) I'd like some cool shit I need that cool shit, baby If you like how my key change tasted Gimme that, that cool shit, baby