Werk

Twerk in fishnet skirts I just made every jerk in her go squirt The mirror is me favorite dance partner Drake follows me around like a Schnauzer Hey "Wheelchair Jimmy" go and fetch my purse And run these errands while I spit the verse (Spoken, Jamaican accent) Take ya time, Drake White people be trippin' (Woman speaking) I don't get it This song has got dem wishin' They had a RiRi dictionary (Man speaking) Siri, translate RiRi Cause other languages are scary This song was hated more than ISIS 'Til it was covered by some white chicks They bleached out everything that was Jamaican (Mary Poppins style voice) Took it to Kansas and made it Caucasian This is my voice, it is not an affectation When in da club be aware of dehydration All of this "workin" got me feelin' dizzy Something's funny with my drink Someone slipped me a Cosby Sorry I was just kidding What? Too soon? Let's go back to the of the song It's just me goin' Work work work work work work Some people said it was jibber jabber But you don't see me coming to your work To tell you how to do expense reperts I know my bouncing butt makes you butthurt But I just beat Michael Jackson's record Yeah, OK You need Drake to make up some dumb sing song solo You are why I'm always moanin' Everybody else is bonin' Why can't I sleep on you? Papa Smurf's balls couldn't be more blue If you had a clone I would phone her too Why do all your outfits gotta be see through? Now I know you said When I was done running errands, we'd cuddle I went every place you sent me Got your chicken nuggets from Wendy's Ohh... Yeah... I spilled half of your drink in the car I'm sorry Soda rollin' rollin' all over They shoulda given me a bigger cup holder I went on your wild goose chase Now you need to sit on my lap Drake wants a piece of "cake" Sorry not tonight I gotta get up early for work The early bird catches all the earworms If I'm late my boss will go berserk I am my own boss but I am a jerk So maybe we could meet next week for lunch Wait I got a doctor's appointment Not this year Too much work work work work What's in here? EHMAHGERD GERSBERMS! MAH FRAHVRIT BERKS!