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We ran into the Feldmans, man, did they look great Mindy graduated with a 3.8 Milty says they're just about to renovate And don't tell anybody but Debbie is late Pu-Pu-Pu Pu-Pu-Pu When it's too good to be true Pu-Pu-Pu Murray was indicted for insider trading They moved the case to Delaware, they're sitting and waiting Running up a legal tab, their hopes were fading Then Murray and the judge's sister started dating Pu-Pu-Pu Pu-Pu-Pu When it's too good to be true Pu-Pu-Pu Call it what you like, a superstition For me it's just a logical position I'm not claiming ominous premonitions Just historically informed intuition An evolutionary predisposition Before you're jumping up and down and holding hands and kicking up a hora Consider possibilities of triggering a juicy kanahara Say what you like about me but be careful don't commit lashon hara Horrible disasters happen easily, believe me, check the Torah Brides fall off chairs A mohel might sneeze Bar Mitzvah boys can trip on too long tzitzits CELEBRATE I dry cleaned my tuxedo DON'T WAIT You should see where I parked the car IT COULD BE TOO LATE Right across Bathurst Street APPRECIATE And it might even rain LIFE Don't say it IS Oy GREAT Pu-Pu-Pu Pu-Pu-Pu Sylvie had a little dandruff, it can happen when you're older It'll go away with Selsun Blue or so her sister told her Herbal supplements and vitamins the health food store sold her Nothing worked till she stopped throwing salt over her shoulder Pu-Pu-Pu Pu-Pu-Pu If it's too good to be true Pu-Pu-Pu