Parve

I've tasted all the specials Gone from dish to dish Closed too many late night delis Last call for one more knish Staring at a bowl of broken bones From every wish I gotta find a different kind Of delicate and delish Nothing about her is vanilla She never gets too dark Never shows a cold shoulder When this old hot dog starts to bark She's rarely got a beef She never claims a stake She don't sour easily She's too cool to shake She's Parve Parve You can take her anywhere Parve Parve No one ever cares My Parve Parve She goes either way Parve Parve She good all day every day I knew she was mine When I read her tattoo Inside a circle of life All that was there was a 'U' She can play each part But she mocks the role While the rules get disputed She don't care which bowl She is happy hot And cool cold She's as certifiable as Fool's gold Parve Parve My meat and potato days are over Parve Parve There's no butter in my butterfly Parve Parve I ain't goin' back to my Milky Ways Parve Parve Let's blow this cheesy joint forever